Thursday, May 24, 2007

Oracle of Pendergrass - A Memorial Day Salute to the Officer and the Gentleman

I knew those huge Chiclet white teeth (Mr. T from the Letter People anyone?), winning shit-eater grin, and dorky over-thought pre-rose ceremony monologues reminded me of someone. Nothing like seeing the blond twin of a former flame (flame sans big muscles) on national t.v. to make you realize the truth - he totally cramped your style. No more guys with pleated khaki short-shorts or tapered jeans for this girl.

Thank You Lieutenant Andy! I freakin' love you.

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