Thursday, March 22, 2007

Oracle of Pendergrass (f.k.a. - Haley's Tip of the Month)

The Oracle, in her infinite wisdom, on likening a failed relationship attempt to a lemon:

That was not a failed attempt. I don't think that had anything to do with you, except that you happened to like a guy who had non-datable qualitites. Kind of like buying a lemon. Its not the way you were driving, the equipment was faulty.

And wouldn't it just be like an Oracle to take more money from you to let you in on more prophecies, only to give you a prophecy she stole from a wise friend. Kathleen's take on the one-night-stand:

It doesn't count as a one night stand if you wanted to see him again. It's not your fault he never called.

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