Wednesday, March 26, 2008
People I Love
I love those women that you see on the street who wear every single trend known to man in one single outfit - God Bless Them and they're mis-matched thematic outfits, clashing colors, unseasonal shoes and gratuitous accessories.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Un-Veiling the Truth?
Email from Friend(addressed to 8 recipients): Does anyone have a veil that my sister could borrow for a bachelorette party? I can get it back for you after this weekend. I passed mine on after I had my bach party.
Me (to all): I do...think I have one at home. I sometimes play bride in the mirror on Saturday nights.
Friend (to me): Will you call me and let me know and I can come get it?
Me (to friend, thinking she was joking): :)
Friend: Call me when you are available and I can come pick it up…Please
Me: friend, you know I was joking, right?
Friend: Yeah but do you have a veil?
I'm sad to say that there were a few other exchanges beyond that point. First suggestion, when sending out an email about bridal veils, if you've already gone to the trouble to dwindle down the recipients to a seemingly targeted group - don't include 7 married folks and one single girl.
More concerning that the somewhat numbing exchange, is the fact that she thought that I actually could potentially be playing bridal dress-up in the mirror, on a Saturday night. Or she did have my sarcasm at "I do.l"
Me (to all): I do...think I have one at home. I sometimes play bride in the mirror on Saturday nights.
Friend (to me): Will you call me and let me know and I can come get it?
Me (to friend, thinking she was joking): :)
Friend: Call me when you are available and I can come pick it up…Please
Me: friend, you know I was joking, right?
Friend: Yeah but do you have a veil?
I'm sad to say that there were a few other exchanges beyond that point. First suggestion, when sending out an email about bridal veils, if you've already gone to the trouble to dwindle down the recipients to a seemingly targeted group - don't include 7 married folks and one single girl.
More concerning that the somewhat numbing exchange, is the fact that she thought that I actually could potentially be playing bridal dress-up in the mirror, on a Saturday night. Or she did have my sarcasm at "I do.l"
Labels:
girl talk,
humor,
random,
self-depricating
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